i’m starting to think that this is the last season of America and the writers are just going nuts
–Jake Flores (@feraljokes)
Pocket suggested I read this article by Jake Flores, where he talks about putting a joke on Twitter and having it go viral. He had another line that’s worth featuring as well:
I think the Internet is like a broken slot machine. I didn’t put any money into it, I received all of its flashing, shrieking, beeping cacophony when I hit its jackpot, and no money came out.
–Jake Flores (@feraljokes)

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