Before I say anything else, this is not directed at flight crews, gate agents, and other ground personnel. You folks are great, and I realize you have no say in how your planes are configured and that you do everything you can to make flying as comfortable as you can. It’s been a good ten years since I’ve been on an airplane, but I flew on business for over twenty years before that, and by the end of that period I was always looking for reasons to rationalize driving as opposed to flying because the experience was, to put it mildly, horrible. From comments I’ve seen in various forums, things have only become worse.
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