Well, that’s what Linda asked for…
“Move over!” Winnie barked. “Don’t just sit there like a dumb cluck!”
So, let’s see… we have “moo” (move), “whinny” (Winnie), “bark” (barked), and “cluck.” How’s that?
I go for my Medicare physical a week from Monday. I’m glad my doctor isn’t a quack. Ha! There’s another one! snort (and another!).
I can just hear you now: Boo! Hiss! (and another!)
We just bought a new heating and air conditioning system, nd lemme tell ya, it wasn’t cheep cheap (and another one!).
I could probably do this all day, but you’d be screeching at me (and another!).

Stream of Consciousness Saturday is brought to you each week by Linda Hill and this station. And I can think of no better commercial than this one….
Calumet Meat Co. used to advertise themselves as “The Home Of Moo & Oink.” By the 80’s they had changed their name…
You could have continued, John. I love the stuff that makes me groan and laugh.
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I was writing this at Starbucks, and my wife decided she wanted to leave, otherwise I just might have.
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LOL very funny! Happy Saturday, John.
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Like that, huh?
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Interesting commercial from a vegetarian’s perspective. I like how your worked all those farm animal sounds into your stream of consciousness. You were really on a roll there. I hope the physical goes well.
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I hope it goes well, too.
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I liked your take on this way better than mine!
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Yours was good, and almost as snarky as mine. But I’m glad you liked it… 😉
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Pretty funny, John. I got a few chuckles, especially from the commercial.
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I had left Chicago before that commercial came out, so it came as a surprise. Their main store was not that far from where I lived, but we never went. Now I wish I had.
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Amy ex would love this and be adding tons to this:). Good luck on your visit with the doctor
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I’ve got another week to worry about what he’ll find. I’m actually feeling pretty good.
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Definitely groan-worthy John, with a snort, snort here and a snort snort there.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Well done! I loved your punny funnies 🙂
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Glad you enjoyed it!
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