#1LinerWeds: Another Funny From Lamebook

I know what this is like, don’t you?

One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you each week by Linda Hill and this station. Now a word about Diet Delite canned fruit. Same flavor, same price, but only half the calories of ordinary canned fruit!

Of course, the syrup is loaded with cyclamates…

13 thoughts on “#1LinerWeds: Another Funny From Lamebook

  1. We’re having a contest at work to get points for a percentage off of our health insurance. And the challenge is to power down 30 minutes before bedtime every night. I’ve been doing that for a while now anyway. I read myself to sleep. But I know a lot of coworkers who don’t like putting the phone away at all.


    1. You do sleep better without all the staring at an electronic screen. I’m starting to put all my devices away a while before bed. I still watch TV, but I find that actually helps more than hinders.

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  2. That quote is so true. I had a client in my office today that couldn’t keep his hands off his phone. I used to eat the fruit with syrup…blecchh


  3. I’ve been on the internet less of late with the full intent of getting more other stuff done. That former internet time has been replaced with watching more TV. Yeah, that’s more productive–not really.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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