Someone may have already used this, I’m not certain. All I can say is that I heard it the other day, and given the situation under which it was said (which I forget, because brain like a sieve), I thought it was hilarious.
One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you each week by Linda Hill and this station. Now this word from Johnson Wax, makers of Klear Wood Floor Wax. Cleans without water, shines without buffing!