Rodney Dangerfield was one of the funniest men to walk the planet.
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I stopped a cop and asked him, “how far is it to the subway?” He says, “I don’t know. No one’s ever made it there.”
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When I was a kid, I was at the beach with my parents, and we got separated. I found a cop and said, “you gotta help me, I can’t find my parents.” Cop says, “gee, kid, it’s a big beach, they could be anywhere.”
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If I don’t smoke, or drink, or do drugs, or chase women, some day I’ll get very sick and die.
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I was putting on my shirt today, a button came off in my hand. Then I went to pick up my briefcase, the handle came off in my hand. Now I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.
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I tell ya, I was so ugly that when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother. I love Rodney and he was one comedian that makes me laugh out loud
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What was funny about him was that as he got older, his audience got younger. It probably had a lot to do with his movies (“Caddyshack,” “Back To School” and “Easy Money”), but if he hadn’t been as popular with young people to begin with, he might not have gotten those movies.
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He was a very special talent. I loved him in Caddyshack.
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“How’dja like to make fourteen bucks the hard way?”
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“You must have been something before electricity.”
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Hey, who stepped on the duck?
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“Let’s go while we’re young!”
I use this a lot.
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“Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.”
My favorite scene from the movie is when he’s in the pro shop. He sees a lousy-looking hat and says “Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?” Then he turns around and sees Judge Smails wearing the hat, and he says, “Looks good on you, though.”
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I thought about posting that one. That is great.
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You guys are cracking me up! Will you be here all week? How’s the veal?
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Be sure to tip your server!
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Rodney was one of the best at delivering one-liners. Thanks for the chuckle, John.
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He was hilarious. Just the way he looked had you laughing before he started with the jokes.
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This makes my day. I needed a laugh. Rodney was one of the greatest for sure!
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