I see Jim picked songs that have to do with the face this week, where the prompt is "Chin/Ears/Eyes/Face/Mouth/Nose." I found a funny one to share with all of you here, Aaron Wilburn’s "If My Nose Was Running Money." Aaron is a Christian "humorist, songwriter and inspirational speaker" who’s featured on the Gaither Homecoming Tour. He’s won several Dove Awards and received Grammy nominations, and has been honored by the Alabama Music Hall of Fame. If I’ve counted correctly, he has 11 albums (all available on his website). This is off his latest, Songs In The Key Of Laughter.
The lyrics (by Aaron), courtesy of Lyrics Wiki:
You ask me if I love you
And if my love is true
Well if I were a rich man
Here is what I’d do
I’d buy you a diamond ring
And a new fur coat or two
If my nose was running money
I’d blow it all on you
If my nose was running money
I’d blow it all on you
I’d buy you a Cadillac
A new Mercedes too
I’d build you a mansion
upon that mountaintop
If my nose was running money
But honey, it’s snot!
If my nose was running money
You’d have anything you please
Anytime you wanted cash
All I’d have to do is sneeze
Honey you’d win the lottery
When I have a cold or flu
If my nose was running money
I’d blow it all on you
It’s a booger of a problem I’ve got
I wish my nose was running money
But it’s snot!
I’d buy you a diamond ring
A new fur coat or two
If my nose was running money
I’d blow it all on you
And if my love is true
Well if I were a rich man
Here is what I’d do
I’d buy you a diamond ring
And a new fur coat or two
If my nose was running money
I’d blow it all on you
If my nose was running money
I’d blow it all on you
I’d buy you a Cadillac
A new Mercedes too
I’d build you a mansion
upon that mountaintop
If my nose was running money
But honey, it’s snot!
If my nose was running money
You’d have anything you please
Anytime you wanted cash
All I’d have to do is sneeze
Honey you’d win the lottery
When I have a cold or flu
If my nose was running money
I’d blow it all on you
It’s a booger of a problem I’ve got
I wish my nose was running money
But it’s snot!
I’d buy you a diamond ring
A new fur coat or two
If my nose was running money
I’d blow it all on you
And that’s Song Lyric Sunday and the Song of the Day for December 1, 2019.
That was a new one on me! Very funny John 🙂
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I had just heard it myself when I was looking for songs that fit the theme. Glad you enjoyed it.
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If his nose was running money, I wouldn’t know if I’d even touch the money or not!!! LOL!!!!!
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I don’t think you’d have to. Sounds like he’s going to spend it all for you…
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LOL!!! That make sense. In that case,… 😉
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He’s a funny dude and that’s a funny song.
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I thought so, too.
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This made my day. I sure needed a laugh.
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He’s funny, isn’t he?
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That is so funny and vulnerable too. I really like the words and the way he brought the song.
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It’s a weird love song, but a love song nonetheless.
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Pretty funny, John. Thanks for sharing.
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Sure! It’s my kind of love song.
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I’m going to have to show it to my hubby, just not on football Sunday. LOL
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Aaron Wilburn is a great entertainer, thanks for sharing this funny song today John.
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Glad you liked it!
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This is too funny and love to play this for some of my clients
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You should!
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Great choice, John. Clever lyrics and good for a Sunday morning laugh.
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We all need more Sunday morning laughs…
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Oh my …
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Funny, huh?
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What can I say? I love it 😁😁😁😁
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I thought people might.
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funny!
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That’s why I chose it. We need more laughs.
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We do!
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Brilliant John
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Thanks!
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