Song Lyric Sunday/Song of the Day: Aaron Wilburn, “If My Nose Was Running Money”

I see Jim picked songs that have to do with the face this week, where the prompt is "Chin/Ears/Eyes/Face/Mouth/Nose." I found a funny one to share with all of you here, Aaron Wilburn’s "If My Nose Was Running Money." Aaron is a Christian "humorist, songwriter and inspirational speaker" who’s featured on the Gaither Homecoming Tour. He’s won several Dove Awards and received Grammy nominations, and has been honored by the Alabama Music Hall of Fame. If I’ve counted correctly, he has 11 albums (all available on his website). This is off his latest, Songs In The Key Of Laughter.

The lyrics (by Aaron), courtesy of Lyrics Wiki:

You ask me if I love you
And if my love is true
Well if I were a rich man
Here is what I’d do
I’d buy you a diamond ring
And a new fur coat or two
If my nose was running money
I’d blow it all on you

If my nose was running money
I’d blow it all on you
I’d buy you a Cadillac
A new Mercedes too
I’d build you a mansion
upon that mountaintop
If my nose was running money
But honey, it’s snot!

If my nose was running money
You’d have anything you please
Anytime you wanted cash
All I’d have to do is sneeze
Honey you’d win the lottery
When I have a cold or flu
If my nose was running money
I’d blow it all on you

It’s a booger of a problem I’ve got
I wish my nose was running money
But it’s snot!
I’d buy you a diamond ring
A new fur coat or two
If my nose was running money
I’d blow it all on you

And that’s Song Lyric Sunday and the Song of the Day for December 1, 2019.

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