How about some music? Here’s Bing Crosby (sometimes referred to as "Der Bingle") singing "Jingle Bells" with The Andrews Sisters.
I’ve never actually been single. At least not in the sense where I was unmarried and out of school. I got married the January after I finished my Bachelor’s degree, which gave me about four weeks of the single life, but I didn’t act single, i.e. mingling (mingle-ing) with crowds of women, looking for love. Do I regret it? No. I would have been a mess as a bachelor. I don’t like to mingle as it is, and never did. Sometimes I wonder what that would have been like, but in the same way as you wonder what it would have been like to be a lion tamer or a person that climbs to the top of television masts. (VERTIGO ALERT!)
Makes you tingle just watching that, doesn’t it?
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As God is my witness, that was the next usable commercial on the reel…