It’s that time again! Melanie has a few probing questions for us. And awaaaaay we go!
What do you think of best friends of the opposite sex? Or to put it another way “Can men and women ever be platonic friends? Doesn’t sex always get in the way?” I’ve been married to my best friend, Mary, for 42 years and we’ve known each other for almost 44. That’s the only way it works. Sorry.
What is the greatest struggle you’ve overcome? Getting back to normal after my stroke. It’s still a work in progress.
What is the darkest thought you’ve ever had? I’ve fantasized about beating somebody to death. What about the darkest thing you’ve done that you’ve never told anybody about? That’s something I don’t wish to discuss.
What is your least favorite food? Condiments. Mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise (including Miracle Whip), pickle relish, steak sauce, horseradish, ranch dressing, honey mustard dressing etc. etc. are gross. Barbecue sauce is okay, though I prefer that it be cooked into the food. The only salad dressing I like is oil and vinegar.
All for now. See you in the funny papers!