Enjoy Your Flight #socs

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About the only pickup line I knew when I was single (which wasn’t very long) was “hey, baby, do fries come with that shake?” when a girl passed. I got one of two reactions: either she’d start walking faster or she’d give me the finger. Sometimes both. I’m glad I got married early, because otherwise I’d still be single.

Coffee, Tea, Or Me? seems to be a particularly popular book title, particularly those of the “cheap, trashy romance” genre. The original book was a memoir written by two stewardesses (as they were called in days of old) named Trudy Baker and Rachel Jones. I never read it, nor did I see the 1973 movie of the same name that starred the lovely Karen Valentine as a stewardess who had husbands in New York and London and had nothing to do with the book. The movie was a remake of The Captain’s Paradise from 1953 that starred Alec Guinness. One of the special guest women was none other than Yvonne DeCarlo. Imagine that: Obi-Wan Kenobi and Lily Munster in the same movie.

Nowadays, we call stewardesses flight attendants, which gives them more of an air of professionalism, more in line with what they’re prepared for with all the training they go through. I flew a lot in my days, and there are three in particular I remember. One was a Delta flight attendant who flew back to Atlanta with me from New York who, it turns out, lived near me, and we had a nice conversation before she had to get back to work. Then there was one on Air France going from Singapore to Paris that was very efficient and professional, but otherwise charming and solicitous with all her passengers. Flight attendants on international flights are generally the more experienced ones, having earned the privilege after years of milk runs between places like Monroe, Louisiana and Sioux City, Iowa (whose airport code is, no kidding, SUX).

The third I remember was a flight attendant on TWA, whose years as an international carrier were practically behind them and they were mostly doing milk runs around the midsection of the country. I was in an aisle seat close to the front of the coach section, and at the appropriate time they began “beverage service” (“here’s your peanuts, here’s your drink, now shut up”). One of the flight attendants, who was working quickly as this was a short flight, grabbed a couple of plastic cups and one managed to sail out of her hand and hit me on the back of the head. She apologized, and I just waved her off. It was no big deal. Had it been Waterford crystal, we’d have something to talk about, but plastic cups?

Anyway, the next day I was on the return flight, sitting in the same seat, and the same two flight attendants were working the flight. They come out with the beverage cart, and the same flight attendant comes to me and asked if I’d like anything to drink. “Why don’t you just throw a cup at me like you did yesterday?” The two of us had a good laugh, and I got extra peanuts…

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I have an aunt and uncle named Raymond and Maureen.

28 thoughts on “Enjoy Your Flight #socs

  1. So… “Why don’t you just throw a cup at me like you did yesterday?”… sort of worked for you as a pick up line then. Extra peanuts sounds reasonably lucky!


  2. I remember the book and that I liked it – it was funny.
    Seems like the earlier days of ‘stewardesses’ were more professional looking with the uniforms than they are these days. One of our good friends was a steward on I think American for many years. :)


    1. Depends on the airline, I think. The flight attendants on US airlines are a little more casual than the rest of the world. At least that’s how I remember it…


  3. Lol. This post made my day. Still giggling about “you got fries with that shake”. I’m definitely interested in watching the Lily Munster and Obi-wan movie. How cool is that! Wouldn’t SUX ;)


      1. My last flight was a business trip to Baltimore. I lived in Jacksonville, Fl at the time. No problems with the TSA on the way but on the way back, seems my tube of toothpaste wasn’t to their liking! Go figure!


    1. Mary’s cousin worked for them after they bought Ozark Airlines. He retired when American bought them out. Certainly wasn’t as glamorous as it was in their heyday. Could have been worse: Pan Am went out of business before I had a chance to take them. I moved here shortly before Eastern went belly-up. A lot of my neighbors were not happy, because Atlanta was a huge hub for them, and they had been pilots, flight attendants, mechanics…

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    2. I only flew on TWA a couple of times. One was a memorable round-trip from BWI to O’Hare on board a 707 both ways, my only 707 flights. I’d wanted a 707 ride ever since reading Arthur Hailey’s “Airport”.

      I loved every minute – the sound and feel were somehow more “classic” than the typical 727 or 737. And they served veal Parmesan on both flights. :-)

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    1. Thanks for the shoutout! You know, I forgot entirely about “Coffee, tea, or milk” when I added the commercial. I just think that entire series of commercials with Raymond and Maureen is hilarious…

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