That’ll Tell Her! #1LinerWeds

One-Liner Wednesday 1 Minute

Here’s a transcription of Isaiah’s note to his teacher:

Dear Ms. Jones I am angry of you because you took 25 of my hummingbird bucks all because I was talking to Conner thats no big deal im only 6 i cant be Qyet all the time and that makes you a theif and and crook a you are going to Hell real Hell the burning 1 because you a theif. I worked hard for those bucks and my only prayer in chaple today was that god gets you to hell fast super fast and your new hair cut is bad real bad Isaiah

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18 thoughts on “That’ll Tell Her! #1LinerWeds”

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  4. I’m still laughing! I didn’t know you had a transcript it below the photo, so read from the photo. I think that made it more fun, even if it took longer. Still laughing…. But seriously, Isaiah is a very good writer for 6 years old. It’s those bright ones you have to keep an eye on.

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    1. Maybe that was what the teacher wanted to speak to his parents about.

      Reminds me of the book Up The Down Staircase, where a lovestruck teenaged girl writes a love letter to her English teacher, who was a handsome young man. His reaction was to correct the grammar and return it to her…

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