Here’s a transcription of Isaiah’s note to his teacher:
Dear Ms. Jones I am angry of you because you took 25 of my hummingbird bucks all because I was talking to Conner thats no big deal im only 6 i cant be Qyet all the time and that makes you a theif and and crook a you are going to Hell real Hell the burning 1 because you a theif. I worked hard for those bucks and my only prayer in chaple today was that god gets you to hell fast super fast and your new hair cut is bad real bad Isaiah
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