Share Your World for November 23, 2020

It’s that time again! Melanie has the questions (which I understand she got from Jim and, to a lesser extent, Paula), all the rules, badges, and pingbacks that you need to play the home version of Share Your World. And awaaaaaaaay we go!

What is worse than a dentist with bad breath? An optometrist with a glass eye.

Have you ever been rejected by someone that you liked, or been told that you were not good enough for somebody else? The story of my high school years.

Did you ever want to have toast for breakfast, only to find that all your bread was covered in green mold? Yes, and if you haven’t, trust me, it’s gross. And I know something about bread mold

Did you ever sneeze so hard that your whole body hurt? No, but I’ve farted so hard that I couldn’t sit down.

Did you ever buy clothing on the internet that did not fit, but you wore them anyway, since you didn’t want to pay the $5 shipping charge to send them back? As a rule, I don’t send things (particularly clothes) back. I just stick it in a drawer and wait until they’re doing charity pick-up and put it in the bag with the stuff. We have three charities that do charity pick-ups: the Disabled American Veterans, the Kidney Fund, and the Retarded Citizens (yes, it’s still called that). The same people pick up for all three, which leads me to believe that they’re all part of one charity, the Retarded Veterans with Kidney Trouble.

Gratitude Section: I’m just grateful to be alive.

See you in the funny papers!

16 thoughts on “Share Your World for November 23, 2020

  1. Oh that’s funny about the fart but I have sneezed so hard my body ached especially my ribs. I think seeing a doctor with a rash on his fingers are not good. Oh gosh, yes my teen years were this in a nutshell as well. Oh gosh, I ate toast that, afterwards, I saw it had mould on the sides….maybe I just gave myself some penicillin. As for clothing…I bought a top that looked so good but when I put it on it made me look 6 months pregnant. I gave it to a friend of mine where it looked great on her because she has a more boyish figure where I was an hourglass.

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  2. LOL, you crack me up. And your poor aunt seeing your bread mold and getting sick. That’s kinda funny though too. I can picture the budding Einstein Holton 🙂

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  3. Okay, this was a snorty couple stories for me. I’d read a bit, then suddenly you’d hit my funny bone. Thanks for getting my day going!

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  4. Thanks John for Sharing Your World and making me laugh aloud (at the fart story). Moldy bread is next on the menu as I clicked that link you so thoughtfully provided. Have a wonderful week and enjoy your Turkey Day!

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