It’s that time again! Melanie has the questions (which I understand she got from Jim and, to a lesser extent, Paula), all the rules, badges, and pingbacks that you need to play the home version of Share Your World. And awaaaaaaaay we go!
What is worse than a dentist with bad breath? An optometrist with a glass eye.
Have you ever been rejected by someone that you liked, or been told that you were not good enough for somebody else? The story of my high school years.
Did you ever want to have toast for breakfast, only to find that all your bread was covered in green mold? Yes, and if you haven’t, trust me, it’s gross. And I know something about bread mold…
Did you ever sneeze so hard that your whole body hurt? No, but I’ve farted so hard that I couldn’t sit down.
Did you ever buy clothing on the internet that did not fit, but you wore them anyway, since you didn’t want to pay the $5 shipping charge to send them back? As a rule, I don’t send things (particularly clothes) back. I just stick it in a drawer and wait until they’re doing charity pick-up and put it in the bag with the stuff. We have three charities that do charity pick-ups: the Disabled American Veterans, the Kidney Fund, and the Retarded Citizens (yes, it’s still called that). The same people pick up for all three, which leads me to believe that they’re all part of one charity, the Retarded Veterans with Kidney Trouble.
Gratitude Section: I’m just grateful to be alive.
See you in the funny papers!