I had already done a One-Liner Wednesday post, but I was reading Scott Adams’s book How To Fail At Everything And Still Come Out On Top: Kind Of The Story Of My Life, saw this line, and said "you know, I should use that on One-Liner Wednesday." Then, Birgit made a comment to which this was a perfect response. Thanks, Birgit!
One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by Linda Hill and this station. Now a word about Chiffon Margarine. If you think it’s butter, but it’s not, it’s Chiffon!