Mom got tired of taking me to the hospital to get stitches, so the next time I needed them she pushed the two parts together and stuck a Band-Aid over the area. Mom and Dad were always running me to the emergency room for something. Dad told Mom on one trip, "We’d better have another one quick, Bunny. This one’s not going to last."
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