Ted Cassidy, best known as Lurch on The Addams Family, did a single called "The Lurch" back in 1965, and put the song "Wesley" by Cliffie Stone and Scott Turner on the B side. The one-liner is the chorus; here’s the whole song. I think you’ll find it uplifting.
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Voiceover by Thurl Ravenscroft!