Melanie "borrowed" most of the questions from Evil Squirrel, which means this could be a pretty interesting set of answers, by which I mean kind of rude and offensive. Especially since I was up a couple of hours before my normal time to go to a dentist’s appointment, it was the first time outside the house since the end of May, and naturally it was raining. Well, as they say, here goes nothing…
If you were to be cast as part of a comedy double act, which part would you play…. the straight man or the funny one, and why? Probably the straight man, because in most of the comedy duo acts I know (Martin & Lewis, Rowan & Martin, Morecambe & Wise, Burns & Schreiber, The Two Ronnies, etc.) the straight man is pretty funny without all the pressure.
If you were to be reincarnated on Earth as any non-living/inanimate object of your choosing, what would you come back as and why? What Jesse Ventura said.
We all know how dogs mark their territory. How do you mark your territory? Pretty much the same way.
If you were on a trivia show and had to correctly answer ten questions in one subject to win a million dollars (or whatever currency is used in your locale), what would you hope the category would be? Baseball.
In democratic societies, do you believe that the right to vote is merely a privilege or a duty for all citizens? This should not be thought of as an “Americans only” question. ANY ONE is welcome to answer. I say it’s a privilege, and whether one chooses to exercise the privilege is nobody’s business but his or her own, and that said privilege is non-transferable, i.e. if I choose not to exercise it then no one else can "on my behalf."
Personally, I think if voting could solve anything, it would be illegal.