Melanie has the questions, I have the animated memes…
How do you tell if someone has a sense of humor? Footprints in the butter… no, wait, that’s how you tell if an elephant has been in the refrigerator. Everyone has a sense of humor, so I assume you mean a good sense of humor. Hit them in the face with a pie. If they come back and hit you in the face with a pie, they have a good sense of humor.
What sort of music do you prefer? Literally whatever I’m in the mood for. The only two kinds of music that I can think of that I find objectionable are the ones that involve racial epithets or summoning the Prince of Darkness. I can go from vaporwave to lounge to production music to sunshine pop to ’70’s soul to smooth jazz to ’80’s sophistipop to doo-wop to classic rock to straight-ahead jazz to this:
Thoughts on gravy or "sauce”? Yea or nay? Generally nay, though I like tzatziki sauce on a gyros.
Would you enjoy a hot air balloon ride? Not as much as I like the idea of a hot air balloon ride.
You know what’s coming… I love these guys…
I finished the taxes today, and we’re getting a refund!