Sunday Ramble No. 22 #em-srp

Time once again for E. M.’s Sunday Ramble! She gives us five questions or so, and we try to come up with crazy answers. Here’s this week’s batch, the subject of which is “Random Questions to Trigger Imagination”.

If people get a purple heart for bravery, what do the other colors of hearts mean? (Make up your own heart meanings and colors.) This was a question from Share Your World last Memorial day. At the time, I made this comment.

They receive a Purple Heart for being injured or killed while serving in the military. I looked it up. I think Blue would be for bravery, Green would be for being able to grow things, Black would be for not being able to grow things, White for peace, Red for love, and Orange for being unable to rhyme.

To this we could add Yellow for incontinence, Cyan for confusion, Magenta for people who like weird color names, Pink for Lucky Charms, and a special heart-shaped medal that changed colors when you hear words for people with synesthesia.

If you were given $5 Million to open a small museum, what kind of museum would you create? A Museum of Stupid Guy Tricks, like this one…

There’d be a special outdoor section for things like trebuchets…

And there has to be a hot dog eating contest…

ESPN really needs a Stupid Guy Trick channel, don’t they?

if you could build a themed hotel, what would the theme be and what would it look like? Boot camp!

What would the adult version of an ice cream truck sell, look like, and play for its song? I’m thinking it would sell gelato, a richer and more expensive ice cream. Apart from that…. I dunno…

What animal would be the cutest if it was down-sized to the size of a cat? Pachyderms (elephants, rhinoceroses, hippopotamuses) would be cute, I’m going with bison.

Tally-ho and away we go!
See you next week with a brand new show!

11 thoughts on “Sunday Ramble No. 22 #em-srp

      1. Explain slowly because I’m one of the slower gender I suppose! 😉 You would seriously tape a 4th of July rocket firework thingie (heck even a sparkler)? to the front of your pants and light the thing? Makes me glad I have indoor plumbing as it were. But I get the point about that museum. 😆


  1. I love the idea of the Stupid Guy Tricks Museum. That would put Branson on the map AGAIN!


  2. Thanks for helping correct my error on the purple heart! 🙂 You and Matt had my back on that! Your museum reminded me of those shows on Spike of people doing stupid things. That would be a hilarious museum haha! Great answers and I would definitely adopt a cat-sized buffalo! So cute! Thanks for rambling with me, and I enjoyed the visuals 🙂


      1. I do remember Jackass too well 😀 Johnny Knoxville was recently on WWE against Sammy Zayn and won lol.

        That would be the cutest floppy ear stampede ever 😀

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