Melanie took some liberties with my badge over on her blog, so I’m just going to use the original. She asks the questions, I give the GIF’s. Here we go…
What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back? Believe it or not, I’m stuck for an answer. Let me give it more thought…
What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed by, that you didn’t realize embarrassed you? It only recently dawned on me that when Bugs Bunny says "What a maroon!" he’s saying "What a moron!" Sixty-plus years I’ve been watching Bugs Bunny, sixty-plus years I’ve heard him say "What a maroon," and I never drew the connection.
If Australia (including New Zealand and Tasmania – which I KNOW are different countries); the UK, Ireland, Germany, the USA, and Brazil or Italy were represented by one food, which would it be for each? I look at it as brands of beer, because beer is food: Australia, Foster’s Lager (in one of the big oil cans); the UK, Bass Ale (though I was tempted to say MacEwan’s Ale… SCOTLAND FOREVER!); Ireland, Guinness Stout; Germany, Hacker-Pschorr; USA, Budweiser; Italy, Peroni; and Brazil, Antarctica.
What might happen if Goldilocks and the Three Bears were set in modern times? She wouldn’t leave, and when the bears go to court to get her to leave, the judge denies their request, and they’d be stuck with her. (That actually happened to some poor bastard in Detroit.) The way they finally get rid if her looks like something out of American Psycho…
Where was the most most embarrassing or inappropriate place you’ve passed audible gas? In class…
The Sound of One Hand Typing 
Love how your mind went straight to beer!
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It’s how my mind works…
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That first question was rough huh? Love the desk headbutt. And little Hermoine Granger. Too cute ☺️
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I had no idea what she was looking for, and still don’t…
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Thanks so much John for Sharing Your World! Beer hmmm? The world ‘food’! Budweiser is perhaps the ‘beer of the masses’, and I don’t particularly like any kind of beer, but for me? I don’t drink beer often (never these days) but when I do/did? It was Heineken all the way! That sounds rather like a German beer, but I KNOW it doesn’t have the alcohol content. At least not in Utah. 🍺🍺 Cheers! What fun answers and I LOVED the gifs, but you knew that! 😉 I always say “What a Maroon” too, and never knew it was mis-speak for “moron”. Makes sense. I always thought though that it was a polite way of saying FUBARed.. 🤣 which I suppose describes most morons’ state of mind, right? Have a great day and thanks for the laughs! I hope I didn’t take too big a liberty in slightly altering your logo..too. If you really hate what I did, I can take it down or post the original for purists….. 🙂
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Heineken is Dutch. Kind of like German, but different.
Keep the badge. They can get the original from me if they want it…
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Prosit!
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For Australia the food that comes to mind is Vegemite. I’ve always heard about this stuff and even seen it in certain stores, but I’ve never tried it. I’ve heard that it’s disgusting. Beers are a good choice.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
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Beers were about what I knew. Hadn’t thought of Vegemite…
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It’s awful IMO.
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Never had it, but it sounds gross.
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