#1LinerWeds: Ever Had A Flight Like This?

Mine wasn’t quite this long, but by the end of it I was ready to strangle the kid.

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22 thoughts on “#1LinerWeds: Ever Had A Flight Like This?

  1. That’s too funny and so true. I’ve had kids do that so I turned around and asked the parent to have that stopped or I will go behind her and kick her seat constantly she ess horrified that I wouldn’t let her fat, ugly brat keep kicking my seat. I’ve also had the screamer who would not shut up. I asked the stewardess to see if she could give the kid some brandy to make it tired. She laughed. I was serious:))

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    1. Reminds me of another joke: A young kid on a plane was running back and forth in the aisle, making all kinds of noise, and would not sit down and put on his seat belt for takeoff. The flight attendants tried, the pilot tried, several people tried, to no avail. Finally a middle-aged minister in a gray suit and a Roman collar called the kid over, whispered something in the kid’s ear. The kid got very quiet, awalked back to his seat, put on his seat belt, and was well-behaved for the rest of the trip. They landed and as people were getting off, the lead flight attendant asked the minister what he had said to the kid. The minister said “I told him that if he didn’t sit down, put on his seat belt, and shut up, I was going to beat him to within an inch of his life.”

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    1. Oh yeah… I was flying into Charlotte one time and it was really windy and the plane was bouncing around like I had never experienced, and there was a two or three year old crying and screaming and carrying on, which got me all worked up because I had never experienced conditions like that. Turns out the kid wasn’t scared, he was pitching a fit because he had dropped his ball and his mother wouldn’t let him get up to get it. I was ready to stuff the damn ball down the kid’s windpipe…

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    1. Reminds me of the joke about the old man who’s being bothered by a young kid. “How old are you, young man?” the old guy asked. “Six,” replied the boy. “How would you like to be sevem?”

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