Share Your World For Halloween 2022

Di is our temporary hostess and asks the following questions, to which I supply my answers and other silliness.

If you were a ghost, who would you haunt, and why? Oh, geez, there are just so many… my old manager, for a start. He was a void surrounded by a sphincter.

If broomsticks were legitimate modes of transport, would you like one? No. I think it’d be an uncomfortable ride.

Would you cook in a cauldron? I don’t see why not. Understand, Mary does all the cooking, and she already has a slow cooker and an Instant Pot, so I’d defer to her.

Have you ever had your fortune told? I called the Psychic Friends Network once. They asked "May we have your name, please?" I hung up. They should have already known who it was.

Wnat are you grateful for? I’m grateful that Halloween is almost over, and really grateful that election season is almost over. A lot of money has been wasted on negative campaign ads. Don’t people have anything better to do with their money? They ought to invest it in something more productive than politicians. A lot of people want to take the money out of politics. I want to take the politicians out of politics…

14 thoughts on “Share Your World For Halloween 2022

  1. You ate right about politicians but then you have that crazy football player who has outright lied on everything and is well, dumb as a brick. I also feel bad for Nancy Pelozi’s husband ehovwas brutally attacked and now must deal with these horrible accusations. It’s just not right regardless of the person’s political leanings. Sorry, I wrnt off on a tangent here.
    I would haunt my gormer job snd trip a few people. As for broomstick? I only would go if it had a heated cushioned seat.
    I think cooking in a big pot is like a cauldron and many make stew…I hate stew.
    I have been to a fortune teller who said I would have problems in my marriage. I laughed it off…we have been divorced since 2004. Personally, I think Dionne’s career took a hit when she did these ads.


    1. My thought exactly! I was also thinking to have people send in a postcard, which would then get tossed in a big drum. On Election Day, pull a postcard out, and that person gets the job. Kind of like the Bozo Drum they used to choose the at-home participant in the Grand Prize Game!

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