I don’t like mayonnaise, either. It’s gross. Condiments in general are pretty gross, actually…
Linda runs One-Liner Wednesday. Now, here are Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz for Philip Morris cigarettes.
A Little Dramatic, But I Sympathize #1LinerWeds
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Mayo not one of my favorites. I love mustard but any condiments in a restaurant are a turnoff unless they are in a sealed package.
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Can’t really make a good BLT without it.
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I substitute more bacon for the mayo….
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Bacon… yum…
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Love mayo. Thought the kid did a great job with his drama. I liked the idea of buying hubby a carton of Phillip Morris cigarettes. A good way to get rid of him early.
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That, and a high-fat, high-sodium diet…
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😊
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Kid’s got talent!
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I’d like to see the whole thing, actually…
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Here you go…
https://docs.google.com/document/d/15l_WwxcwepZtv0i8FDkIngEzW0AVypii_fr2Dlqt7Qg/edit
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Oh! Thank you so much I really really loved this 💜💜 Bless him 💜
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Thanks!
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I can’t have mayo so I am OK but I don’t find gross. My hubby loves the original Hellmann’s
That commercial is classic and to see Lucy and Desi…lovevthe cartoon brick
Cigarettes are simply gross.
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I enjoyed smoking, but I quit for good when I found out about my high blood pressure. Quit drinking at the same time and switched to decaf. Now I don’t think I could afford it…
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I like all condiments too. I like the young man’s style too. 💜💜
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Like I said, I’d love to see the whole thing…
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Yes so would I 💜💜💜
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/15l_WwxcwepZtv0i8FDkIngEzW0AVypii_fr2Dlqt7Qg/edit
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Thank you so much!
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My pleasure.
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Mayonnaise and its bastard cousin aioli..
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Kind of the same thing, is it? I’ll be sure to avoid it…
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Yeah, I am picky about mayo. As long as it’ s mixed with other condiments like on a burger I’m ok, but my mom used to give us cheese sandwiches with mayo. God, I hated that. I’m not a huge ketchup fan, but if you mix mustard in with most of it, it works for me. I’m also ok with mayo in potato salad as long as it has mustard or other spices as well. And cilantro. I like that in my potato salad.
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I think German potato salad is made with oil and vinegar instead of mayonnaise. Of course, oil and vinegar is a big part of mayonnaise…
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Apart from an egg or two and some seasonings, that’s all mayonnaise is. 🙂
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I think it’s the raw egg that turns my stomach…
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🙂
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Funny I don’t mind raw eggs in caesar salad at all, not that you know they are in there. Mayo is necessary for a lot of sauces, but by itself, not too great.
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I love all the condiments! Maybe it’s the food I dislike! 😂
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Interesting thought!
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Haha! Gotta love overly dramatic people sometimes. And for the record, I love mayonnaise.
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Don’t you just want to read the whole thing?
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Oh yeah 😁
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I like mayonnaise on certain sandwiches. I feel bad saying this, but I miss cigarette commercials.
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Some of them were really clever. Winston had the “Winston tastes good like a cigarette should,” and I guess RJ Reynolds got all kinds of complaints from English teachers, saying it should be “Winston tastes good AS a cigarette should.” They did a commercial that asked, “what do you want, good grammar or good taste?” Nobody can really affod to smoke anymore, anyway, so the commercials would have no effect today…
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I was indoctrinated as a child to believe that smoking cigarettes would endanger not only my lungs, but my immortal soul as well, so when I heard “What do you want, good grammar or good taste?” I always voted for the grammar.
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They tried that with us, too, and within 6 months of graduating we were all smoking…
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So were most of my peers. I was still voting for the good grammar.
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And Granny Clampet gave is “Winston tastes good like a cigarette had oughta.”
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Right, The Beverly Hillbillies was sponsored by Winston and Kellogg’s…
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so funny and I love condiments. my brother finds them all repulsive
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I don’t think it’s that horrible 😂
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