One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you each week by Linda Hill and this station. Now a word from Rod Serling about 6-12 Plus insect repellant. The insect repellant for real outdoor people!

I had already done a One-Liner Wednesday post, but I was reading Scott Adams’s book How To Fail At Everything And Still Come Out On Top: Kind Of The Story Of My Life, saw this line, and said "you know, I should use that on One-Liner Wednesday." Then, Birgit made a comment to which this was a perfect response. Thanks, Birgit!

One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by Linda Hill and this station. Now a word about Chiffon Margarine. If you think it’s butter, but it’s not, it’s Chiffon!

Not to brag, but we have two Zara stores in Atlanta, neither of which I’ve been to (or plan to go to).

One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you each week by Linda Hill and this station. Now a word about Chips Ahoy cookies, Cookieman’s favorite!

I think there might be a story in there, I’m not sure…

One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you each week by Linda Hill and this station. And now a word about Brylcreem. A little dab’ll do ya!

It was on the reel with the cigarette commercials, so I decided to use it…

Saw this last week and just had to share…

One-Linder Wednesday is brought to you each week by Linda Hill and this station. Now a word about Sir Walter Raleigh pipe tobacco. Smells grand, packs right, smokes sweet, can’t bite!