A Little Bit O’ Soul #socs

I struggled a little with this prompt. Not that I didn’t have any ideas for what to talk about, just that they didn’t fit handily into one or two paragraphs. Then I thought, “when has that ever stopped me before?” So I’m going to break all the rules, as usual. This started as a stream-of-consciousness I had early this morning, so it counts.

First thing I thought of was “‘O Sole Mio,” the Italian classic. When I put it into YouTube’s search engine, this version, by the Italian trio Il Volo, popped up. I liked this one because they looked like three high school stereotypes: the nerd, the fat kid, and the guy all the girls want. Wikipedia says they represented Italy in the 2015 Eurovision song contest, and while they finished in third, they easily won the telephone voting.

Then I got to thinking about The Box Tops, the “blue-eyed soul” group from Memphis. From 1969, “Soul Deep.”

Memphis is the home of Stax Records, one of the big names in soul music. They were the home of Booker T. & The MG’s, Otis Redding, The Staples Singers, and the late, great Isaac Hayes. His 1969 album Hot Buttered Soul included a cover of Bacharach and David’s “Walk On By.”

We tended to group all African American artists into the “soul” category in the ’60’s and ’70’s, which was really a shame, because they did a lot of music that wasn’t necessarily “soul” music. “Walk On By” was done first by Dionne Warwick, Bacharach and David’s “go-to girl,” and The Supremes did a lot of pop standards. Then there was The 5th Dimension, some of whose biggest hits were written by Laura Nyro, such as 1968’s “Stoned Soul Picnic.” It went to #3 on the Hot 100 and #2 on the R&B chart.

I love to watch The 5th Dimension, because they look like they’re having so much fun and couldn’t be happier to be standing there singing. Also from ’68, “California Soul,” written by Nickolas Ashford and Valerie Simpson.

Good music is good music, no matter who does it or who wrote it.

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A Bash In Atlanta #socs

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One of the highlights of the job I worked at for 20 years, at least when I was still living in Chicago, was the week we spent in Atlanta at the Technical Support Representative meeting. All the TSR’s from the company would get together for a week of meetings where we would learn what the product groups had in store for us and any new technical tricks we’d need to know to get our jobs done. It was also an opportunity for us to see our friends from the other regional offices and from the corporate office and to find out how they were and what they had been up to, usually over adult beverages at a few of Atlanta’s establishments where such beverages were sold. Let’s just say that we’d be in meetings from 8 AM to 6 PM and out carousing around the Buckhead section of Atlanta from 6 PM to roughly 8 AM the next morning. Thursday night was always the big bash at “The Ranch,” a house in Buckhead where several active or former TSR’s lived. It started at around 7 PM and ended when the police came and broke it up.

Looking back on those days, I’m surprised we all lived to tell about it. We only had a couple of casualties: one year, one of the guys was sent home with acute alcohol poisoning; another year, a different guy ended up with stitches as a result of injuries sustained from breaking beer bottles on his forehead.

One year, part of the education we got at the meeting was about the UNIX operating system, specifically the commands that we would need to make the machine work so we could install software on it. We were told that we’d be working within a command shell known as the Bourne shell, usually the default shell because it was the oldest and most stable one. There were other shells, such as the Korn shell and the Z shell, which were variations of the Bourne shell, and the C shell, which was based on the C programming language. It was an interesting day’s worth of learning, after which none of us ever had the opportunity to work with it. Well, as Linux and MacOS X became more of my life, that training came in handy, as both Linux and MacOS were derived from UNIX. They both used another variant of the Bourne shell, the Bourne Again shell, which was abbreviated bash. Interesting how that works…

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“Cele-” Sends Me Wandering #socs

So far I haven’t seen anyone talk about the 1993 book The Celestine Prophecy. I remember it was all the rage in the mid-’90’s, and I picked up a copy on an extended layover at DFW (my flight from ATL was late taking off, because it was Sunday, and my flight from DFW to TUS took off right on time) and read it all in one sitting. It was somewhat interesting, as I recall, but don’t remember anything about it, which should indicate how much of an impact it made on my life. Reading the synopsis on Wikipedia, it looks like an early work in the Dan Brown DaVinci Code genre (well, there is one now) minus the Jesuits.

When I was growing up, my family were all members of St. Ignatius Parish, a Jesuit-operated parish near Loyola University Chicago, and went to the associated school, which in the 1990’s became the Chicago Waldorf Academy. The Waldorfs have since moved into a new place, and as I understand it the Archdiocese of Chicago, who now is the caretaker of the physical plant of the church and school (the Jesuits cut and run a few years ago), is trying to figure out what to do. There have been rumors that the whole shebang might be torn down, which is kind of a shame. I mean, I received all my initiation sacraments (Baptism, Reconciliation, Eucharist, and Confirmation) there, as did my brothers and most of the rest of my family, we all graduated from the school, both my parents were buried from there, at least one cousin was married there. There’s a lot of my family’s history there, and that’s true of a lot of families from that area.

Plus, we had a fallout shelter.

Source: Geraldshields11/Wikipedia, CC BY-SA 4.0

I never actually saw the fallout shelter; I know it was accessible from the Holy Name Room, where they had all kinds of barrels for potable water, and that it supposedly was huge, extending under the entire city block where the physical plant was situated. I wonder what they’ll end up doing with it?

Civil Defense Water Barrel (source: http://www.civildefensemuseum.com)

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Monkees and PERT Charts #socs

First, I want to take a moment to note the passing of Peter Tork, a singer, guitarist and bassist for The Monkees, both during the TV series and after. The Monkees were the bane of music critics everywhere, who thought they were merely four guys thrown together to make a TV show. Only in retrospect have the critics decided that hey, they weren’t bad at all. Here’s my favorite Peter Tork song, “Your Auntie Grizelda.”

In college, I took a class in Operations Management (which was my major) where we learned a project management technique called the Critical Path Method. You make a list of all the tasks needed to do a project, decide how long each task will take and the dependencies (which tasks have to be completed before others), and decide the longest path between tasks from one end of the project to the other. This process is generally facilitated by drawing a PERT (Program Evaluation and Review Technique) chart that displays the tasks and their dependencies. It’s also a lot more fun doing it that way.

Wikipedia tells us this is a “PERT network chart for a seven-month project with five milestones (10 through 50) and six activities (A through F).”

You might think I’m going to launch into a discussion of how this works. And you’d be wrong.

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Coping With Ennui #socs

I remember learning the word “ennui” in seventh grade. It stuck with me because it was the first time I had a word for how I really felt about school. It was more than merely boredom, it was boredom that annoyed me. Evidently “ennui” and “annoy” have the same Latin root. In school, there was really nothing to do about it but feign interest and try not to fall asleep.

One day (I was in seventh or eighth grade) I yawned in class and the nun asked “Are we boring you, Mr. Holton?” I made my apologies and tried harder not to yawn. Now that I think about it, I should have said “You’ve been boring me since kindergarten.” It would have been closer to the truth. Maybe that’s why I connected so well with Calvin & Hobbes: I understood Calvin. My flights of fantasy to fight the boredom of the classroom were nowhere near as colorful as Calvin’s, though.

Wonder what would have happened if I had answered that question the way I should have. I’d probably have been in serious trouble, but I think it would have been worth it.

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