The “Spring Forward” 2019 Edition of The Week That Was

This edition of The Week That Was is brought to you by Chevrolet, the best-looking, best-driving cars on the road!

The Pre-Ash Wednesday Week That Was

This edition of The Week That Was is brought to you by Arrid Super Spray with chlorophyll. Don’t be half safe, be Arrid safe!

This edition of The Week That Was is brought to you by Dial deodorant soap. Aren’t you glad you use Dial? Don’t you wish everybody did?

This edition of The Week That Was is brought to you by Rexall Drug Stores. Save, save, save at the Rexall 1¢ Sale!

My final paper for my bachelor’s degree was about Justin Dart, who built Rexall Drug Store into an empire that included Tupperware.

This edition of The Week That Was is brought to you by Kellogg’s Froot Loops cereal, or as they say in Toucan Talk, Oot-fray Oops-lay.

Almost everyone within the sound of my voice recognizes Toucan Talk as Pig Latin. Compared to Double Dutch, Pig Latin was a breeze.